The-Negator's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Banana Fingers EP. 3]

You taste like popcorn.

I like Salad fingers, but this parady achieves its aims without being childish or mean-spirited. And it's quite funny. Well done. Fiven.

[Banana Fingers]

Fookin' Genius.

Graphics and sound could have been improved, but it was absolutely hysterical. Especially the heavy breathing. Had me laughing constantly. Good stuff.

[Burnt Face Man]

Better than Salad Fingers...

I must have watched this 'toon on countless occasions. It's hysterical. The humour is mind-bogglingly flippant.

Make more!

[HOT PISS!1111]

Yah....

Odd. But the intermission was of some amusement. Oh, and there's Aphex Twin. 4.

[Mario vs. Luigi: The Duel]

Bleh.

Sorry, but the endless stream of unoriginal Mario/Luigi battles make me want to puke. It's getting worse than stick-men.

[The Power Of D - 1994]

Ten.

Catchphrases work every time, in my book.

Strawberry-Compass responds:

Wow, i got so many bad reviews i was just about to ignore this one. Thanks for the cool review ^_^

[George Bush's "Numbers"]

I enjoyed this.

A very creative use of graphics you have there, my friend. I thought the walking people rendered out of text was a very original idea. Keep up the good work!

"fekdfan", you're an absolute lunatic.

"Good" and "Christian" in the same sentence? Oxymoron of the day!

[The Road of Life]

Whaa?

I was going to let this movie pass, but then I read the following;

"Why dont you be thankful for the never ending list of good things in this world you forgot to mention, wich one of them is the fact he doesnt vaporize you on the spot right now. He gives you life, food , and every other thing you dont deserve"

God's quite bad at dishing out the spoils, is he not?

As far as I'm aware, God doesn't provide my standard of living. I do. There is absolutely no logic behind your behaviour. Lad, there is more scientific evidence behind UFO sightings than there is of this "God".

If there was such a thing as God, to be honest, he'd be disappointed in 99% of Christianity anyway. As any logical being should.

"Original Sin". I mean, what kind of half-baked, scaremongering and idiotic concept is that? Religion is so fucking hare-brained that only a pitiful mortal could have concieved of it in the first place.

The movie was alright, though.

earwaxgulper responds:

your right when you say that God probably is dissapointed, in the christians because they cdont act like they should, not because there idealology is messed up, but your wrong when you say there isnt enough evidence to vprove there is a god! there is and its right outside. Nature itself is enough evidence to condemn you for not beleivin g but not enough to save you thats where the word of God comes in. The world was great till we screwed it up. And original sin does make sense why else would we murder (more people who died on 9/11) 5000 ( on average) unborn babies a day!

[KillerCigarette]

Hrrmm.

To be honest, I don't know wether I like it nor not, purely because I don't know where your film stands on the issue. I'll assume however that it's a parody of anti-smoking campaigner's exaggerated and half-witted advertising, and give you the 5.